What is Marketing?

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!”- That’s Direct Marketing.

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s
very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich.
Marry me.” - That’s Telemarketing.

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door
(of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her
ride and then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s
Public Relations.

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: “You are very rich! Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
-That’s Customer Feedback.

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s
demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you
marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating into your
market share.

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s restriction for
entering new markets.

Wish You Luck. (SA).